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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:14

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
SpaceX marks 500th Falcon launch with Starlink 11-22 Mission - Teslarati
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Campbell’s Snack Business Struggles as Consumers Get Pickier About Food Spending - WSJ
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried