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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

SpaceX marks 500th Falcon launch with Starlink 11-22 Mission - Teslarati

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Controversial streamer, Johnny Somali, has been arrested in South Korea for "obstruction of business". Additional charges may be on the horizon. What do you think should happen to Johnny Somali?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Google's Veo 3 AI video generator is unlike anything you've ever seen. The world isn't ready. - Mashable

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Campbell’s Snack Business Struggles as Consumers Get Pickier About Food Spending - WSJ

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

UFC Atlanta results: Rose Namajunas fends off submission scare, overwhelms Miranda Maverick - Yahoo Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried